What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Why is fitness important?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.